Elon Musk Is a National Security Risk

Expert Analysis: Well, well, well, looks like Elon Musk has entered the sumo ring of national security! Will he be able to outmuscle the competition or will he get a sumo-sized smackdown? Stay tuned as we watch this heavyweight tech titan navigate the twists and turns of geopolitics. Let’s hope he’s been practicing his sumo stance because in this game, it’s all about balance and not tipping the scales too far. Musk, you may be a rocket man, but can you handle the push and pull of sumo diplomacy? Time will tell, my fellow sumo fans, time will tell.