Category: Sumo Wrestling

Original Link: https://i.redd.it/tfyn4wn6ot8e1.jpeg Expert Analysis: Oh, ho, ho! Gather ’round, sumo fans! Have you heard about Abi’s latest shenanigans on the dohyo? Apparently, he’s been channeling his inner Kotozakura and spreading some holiday cheer with his impersonation skills! Move over, Santa Claus, there’s a new jolly wrestler in town! Grab your eggnog and get ready… Read more

Original Link: https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1fmsh0w Expert Analysis: Well, well, well, looks like we’ve got a pinch of excitement in the sumo world! “Pinch me” because this basho update is a treat! Hosh may have had an 8-7 score, but hey, there’s always room for a little extra spice in the ring, am I right? Keep those sumo… Read more

Original Link: https://www.digitalmusicnews.com/2024/10/08/spotify-return-to-office-mandate-comments/ Expert Analysis: Hey there, fellow sumo fans! Looks like Spotify is taking a page out of our sumo playbook with their “Work From Anywhere” plan! Just like how a sumo wrestler can’t be confined to one tiny corner of the ring, Spotify employees aren’t being forced back into the office. It’s like… Read more

Original Link: https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/internet/gofundme-pulls-luigi-mangione-fundraisers-another-platform-featuring-o-rcna184044 Expert Analysis: Well, well, well, looks like our favorite sumo wrestler Luigi Mangione is making waves outside the ring! GoFundMe may have pulled the plug on his fundraisers, but fear not, folks, because another platform has swooped in to save the day! It’s like watching a fierce bout in the dohyo –… Read more

Original Link: https://www.thedailybeast.com/unitedhealth-ceo-andrew-witty-slams-aggressive-coverage-of-ceos-death/ Expert Analysis: Ah, looks like the big boss over at UnitedHealth is feeling a bit squished by all the social media heat! $25 million CEO? More like a heavyweight contender in the ring of public opinion! Maybe he should try a sumo match instead – he might have better luck throwing his… Read more

Original Link: https://www.dailydot.com/debug/andrew-tate-the-real-world-hack/ Expert Analysis: Well, well, well, it seems like someone tried to take down Andrew Tate’s online university, but ended up getting a sumo-sized smackdown instead! Over 800,000 users’ data leaked? Sounds like these hackers made a rookie mistake and underestimated the power of the sumo wrestling community. Maybe they should stick to… Read more

Original Link: https://fortune.com/2024/06/03/elon-musk-tesla-insider-trading-lawsuit-board-directors/ Expert Analysis: Well, well, well, looks like Tesla’s CEO decided to make some bold moves off the mat! Selling $7.5 billion worth of stock before dropping some disappointing sales data that sent the share price crashing to the ground like a sumo wrestler in a shaky match. Talk about a heavyweight maneuver!… Read more

Original Link: https://www.engadget.com/social-media/reddit-is-removing-links-to-luigi-mangiones-manifesto-210421069.html Expert Analysis: Hey there, fellow sumo lovers! Looks like Reddit is cracking down on links to Luigi Mangione’s manifesto faster than a sumo wrestler going in for the win! I guess they’re really enforcing their policies like a strict referee in the ring. Remember, folks, when it comes to sumo wrestling or… Read more

Original Link: https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-biden-harris-assassination-post-x/ Expert Analysis: Well, well, well, looks like Elon Musk has entered the sumo ring of national security! Will he be able to outmuscle the competition or will he get a sumo-sized smackdown? Stay tuned as we watch this heavyweight tech titan navigate the twists and turns of geopolitics. Let’s hope he’s been… Read more

Original Link: https://abovethelaw.com/2024/12/united-healthcare-using-dmca-against-luigi-mangione-images-which-is-bizarre-wildly-inappropriate/ Expert Analysis: Well, well, well, looks like “United Healthcare” is trying to throw down with Luigi Mangione over some images. I mean, come on, folks, who knew sumo wrestling could get so wild and inappropriate? Maybe they should settle this dispute in the ring – winner gets a year’s supply of chanko-nabe!… Read more